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Swear on Your Orgasm

To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!

It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!

I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."
by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023
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honeycomb sweats

Temporary gastronitestinal disturbance caused by eating a surplus of cereal, particularly when one is under the influence of marijuana, and cereal is the easiest thing to get one's hands on.
Stoner 1: Man, lay off of the Cheerios. That's your fourth bowl.

Stoner 2: Nah, man -- we've only had three bowls.

Stoner 1: I mean of cereal, dumbass. Dude, you're totally gonna have the honeycomb sweats tomorrow morning.
by Mr. Javert September 7, 2005
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swipe swear

technique used when replacing curses with symbols when chatting/commenting online. to conduct a swipe swear, hold down the shift key and swipe your finger across the number keys in random directions. A great alternative to the asdfjkl;
Ex. 1 (on fb)
Anand: $%^&*()*&^%$%^&*(
Carlos:#$%^&*(*&^%
Emily:!@#$%^&&^%$%^&*()_+
Carlos:123456765456789098766
Carlos: Oops, swipe swear fail.

Ex.2
Ray: insert angry words here because I'm lazy!!!
Sandra: Dude, just swipe swear
Ray: Oh yeah #$%^&&*()(*&^%^&*()_

Ex.3
Jerry: You guys kno we had homework?
Joe: ^&*()_(*&^%$#@#$%^&*(()(**&^%%$%^&^%$$#@!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: Easy on the swipe swear, dude.
by BYAAAA! November 29, 2010
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movie sweats

When the act of watching a scary or action packed movie makes you sweat uncontrollably.
My nephew Riley and I watched some scary movies together until he had to dry off and cool down from the movie sweats.
by UB78 January 20, 2014
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Photoshop sweats

Perspiration that occurs while feverishly manipulating images on photo editing software.
Editing that photo of Bob Ross so it makes it look like he is painting with a hotdog gave me the photoshop sweats.
by Tricerafox August 18, 2016
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folding sweatshirts

"Damn it! I just caught Michaela and Vic folding sweatshirts on the couch again!"
by queerhereforbeer April 13, 2017
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pasta sweats

After one eats a large amount of pasta, they may experience an uncomfortably smelly and putrid smell dripping from their body. It's like sweat, but different.
I ate too much ramen and now I gotta deal with the pasta sweats.
by HmDah July 3, 2018
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