honeymoon swan

20 yr old lana del rey fan with a mere 4,000 followers on tiktok, obsessed with thinking she’s famous, mutualing 13 yr olds, encouraging & enabling her many 13 yr old “fan pages” to bully kids off the app rather than blocking like a rational adult.

someone lied to honeymoon swan several times and told her that she was fly, hot & sexy & beautiful, and she’s nothing like that she’s nothing of the sort.

by pepsiputhy September 10, 2021

you swan, he frog

“You swan, he frog” is a comment left on a blogger’s post about having to say goodbye to her boyfriend on a Chinese social media site. The white blogger, who goes by YouKris, left a tearful photo on the platform and Chinese users rushed to offer words of comfort, make jokes, or trash her boyfriend’s looks.
“you pretty, he ugly, you swan, he frog!” one commenter wrote.

-He cheated on me, and I'm heartbroken.
-Snap out of it. You swan, he frog.

by itZzzzzzz August 19, 2024

Silky swan

A white male who likes to rub his long white penis against the opposite sex in a way of being cheeky yet intimate. Usually women find men like this disgusting and a total turn off. Silky swans are usually lovely people deep down though give them help if you ever see one with his dick out.

Stop rubbing your dick on me you silky swan!
Fucking Jezza is a huge Silky swan

by Realcuntaye August 20, 2017

Swan muncher

Someone who eats Swans. This is illegal in the UK, and is generally done by pikeys.

Makka is a proper Swan Muncher!

by Paulo Makowski April 17, 2008

Silver Swan

The epitome of knowledge and finess, capabale of dropping logs off and going

DC: Wait whats that floating in the River Itchen
AE Thats defo either a contrete slab or a Second world war era sea mine
MH: shut up andi you wad of cheese
ZS: Nah thats a log from the silver swan you can tell by lack of paper

by DEICER March 27, 2023

Swan Dive

After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home

Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.

by DannyMc810204 August 14, 2016

Swan

Swan is an amazing teenage boy who loves to play basketball and football, but loves someone else even more. If he finds someone attractive, he will like her always and forever. But break his heart, and he will become a different beast. Swan funny, and will always make you laugh unintentionally.

Swan is such a loveable guy!

by 39kGoldn March 18, 2024