surbruise

those bruises you wake up with after a night out but aren't sure how you got them

I woke up to quite a few surbruises after getting so paunched last night.

by Peevesers October 26, 2011

Surrobooker

The act of agreeing to positively represent someone, an organization, or a cause (I.E., to serve as a proxy, delegate, or surrogate) and then to completely undermine that role by speaking ill of, trashing, or otherwise exposing the inherent fallacy of the message you were supposed to communicate to a larger audience (E.G., telling the truth or cogently disseminating the opposing viewpoint's argument).

Sally: What's wrong Jon?
Jon: I asked Mike to tell my boss that I was going to be late because I had an emergency dentist appointment. Instead he sends an email to the whole office saying that hearing me wine about getting up early because I'm hungover from last night's fundraiser is completely nauseating.
Sally: Sounds like you got Surrobookered!

by Hufnige October 30, 2012

surrocrat

one who believes that finding a surrogate mother is primative and that people should swing and have tons of related children

Our neighborhood guarded by our genius children would not be here if it weren't for our father the surrocrat.

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 21, 2013

surrogate pooper

Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.

After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.

by justducky February 8, 2014

Surrodick

When your bf is a pussy bitch who won't fuck you; you find another dude who will. AKA Surrodick.

I'm a grown ass woman who has needs and if you don't fill them for me, then I'm gonna get a Surrodick.

by JackedandTan October 8, 2015

surrealization

the act of realizing how utterly surreal your present situation is

i just surrealized that i've been a parent for weeks! and my kid's still alive!

jim woke up in a bath filled with ice to the horrid surrealization that he'd been drugged and lost a kidney.

by twub November 9, 2015

Suprusted

A mix between surprised and disgusted to describe someone/ something

Emily was suprusted when her best friend showed Emily her boyfriend

by John aaaaaahhhhhhh February 3, 2017