watchin shrek

A term used between guys, code for wacking off

Guy 1 :"Hey man watd u do all weekend?"
Guy 2 :"My mom was in New York all weekend so i spent the time watchin shrek"
Guy 1: "Nice Bro"
Dumb Bitch: "Who the fuck still watches shrek"

by The Infamous Lewski, yeah thats rite its me August 10, 2006

Lady shrek

A girl that looks like the female version of Shrek.

"Dude, that's nasty. His girlfriend is a Lady Shrek."

by DWeez May 2, 2008

shrek

Someone who is so fucking ugly, they can only be looked at in the dark.

Holy shit, it's daylight and Shrek is heading this way, run for your fucking lives.

by S. Dogg September 16, 2005

Shrekking it

When, after smoking a large amount of marijuana, a person actually becomes green in the face, appearing slightly like Shrek from the movie, Shrek

Collin: Dude, Nathan you smoked so much weed.

Nathan: Uhh.... Dude....

Jackson: Nathan, you're like... Shrekking it right now, you're so high.

Collin: Yeah dude, you're totally green.

by Greenmanman November 27, 2009

Shrekbeard

A neckbeard that has any and/or all features in common with Shrek (i.e. sausage fingers, fat nose, fat face, small legs in comparison to body, ect)

Get your fedora-tipping shrekbeard chode-fingers off of me!

by NiftyMoth723 November 22, 2016

shrek wax

Shrek Wax: When you cum in a girls ear and let it dry over night.

"During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."

by Redddd071 October 16, 2017

shrek on the deck

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!

You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!

by History is Lit Fam November 27, 2017