me im a suicidle person because of my bf he is so evil but i love him so much but i really dont think he cares about me oh well i should just die and get on with my nonexistence when i die i dont want anyone to come to my funeral because ill be to upset even when i am dead ill be upset because i wont be able to ever see my bf cause i am going to hell and never comeing back or am i,i want to die now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by kiki April 1, 2005
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Get the suicide mug.something a loser does when he has no friends,girls reject him,gets his ass kicked by all the cool people because the loser sucks and has no life and because the cool people are superior to him in every way.He tries to make a big show about it by jumping off a building to see if anyone will care when they don't and laugh when his ugly face hits the pavement.if he suceeds he goes to hell to burn for eternity and no one will attend his funeral.if he fails he will be arrestedand sent to prison where he'll get raped,beat up,stabed,tortured,and bullied for the rest of his pitiful existence.
loser:im gonna commit suicide!
cool people:jump jump jump jump!!!!
loser jumps and dies
cool people laugh,cheer, and make out
loser's funeral
no ones there
reverend:fuck this i'm gonna have sex with my hot wife
which this loser would never get.he's going to hell anyway.
school, days later
everything is better since that loser commited suicide
Suicide is funnier than all the best stand-up comedians combined.
cool people:jump jump jump jump!!!!
loser jumps and dies
cool people laugh,cheer, and make out
loser's funeral
no ones there
reverend:fuck this i'm gonna have sex with my hot wife
which this loser would never get.he's going to hell anyway.
school, days later
everything is better since that loser commited suicide
Suicide is funnier than all the best stand-up comedians combined.
by loserh8r December 10, 2008
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Joe is a suicide voter he used to have a good job at a factory with a strong union that provided excellent pay and benefits, but he voted for an anti-union governor who busted up the union, resulting in a huge drop in pay, then he voted for a "free trade" Congressman who wants to move all factories to China. Now unemployed and receiving healthcare through the state exchanges created under the Affordable Care Act he plans to vote for a president who wants to take away his healthcare.
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