Stupension

Where stupidity and intention meet.

We have all seen people do stupid things when they meant well.
They had good stupensions.

by Mrs. Bumbles July 25, 2010

stumple

exceedingly short and stumpy

That poor guy has stumple thumbs.

by notbarbie December 18, 2010

stapleler

The person who staples, mostly in a workplace.

Oh, I'm a stapleler.

by guydudeman12 February 28, 2011

Staple Buster

A UOIG (tm) report that is so long it requires more then one staple to securely bind the document. This is a result of one staple only penetrating the first half of the report.

A) Did you see Travis's report for this Friday?

B) Yeah man, that thing is a real staple buster. I will be up all night reading that damn thing. I tried to staple it and only bound half of the document, what's worse is the stapler is toast.

by IG2010 May 10, 2011

stupeface

dumbass person

he was such a stupeface he forgot to put his emergency brake on; now his boat, trailer and truck are in the river.

by waterwoman June 20, 2011

staple remove

verb.

to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.

We staple removed all the resident files staples for four months, hours on end!

by annoyedworkers June 23, 2011

stupendos

a stupid person who makes up there own lanuage

quas quartimos geneth" other word a load of stupendos

by nikitoskikitos July 6, 2011