Stressaholic

A medical diagnosis in which one overly stresses out for pointless reasons, particularly grades when they already have above a 4.0.

90% of the Monta Vista student body overly worries about their GPA. They are diagnosed stressaholics.

by ExtenshinalCords January 5, 2010

Stressfuk

The state of mind in which you are so stressed that you cease to remember any sense of responsibility or any things you may or may not have to do.

Common to high-schoolers and those who cannot spell.
Similar to Stressfucked

dude, I'm so feeling the stressfuk, I don't even remember how many classes i have each day!

by trex1117 September 29, 2010

Stress Reducing Desktop Destroyer

A very funny and addicting free windows application that allows you to "destroy" your computer screen with different tools. It can be downloaded at www dot mystressmanagement dot net

What are you doing?

Destroying my computer!

WHAT???

No, i mean with that cool stress reducing desktop destroyer program i showed you.

oh...

by Theend16 October 5, 2010

Stresstapation

the feeling of constipation after a stress full event.

After the sat i was stresstapated. The stress of the sat caused me to go into a deep mode of Stresstapation and i couldnt shit for days

by Dr. Stress January 24, 2011

stressression

A person who is both stressed and depressed

pronounced : stress-resh-un

Girl: Whats up with you?
Boy: *sighs, looks down at feet*
Girl:... stress?
Boy: Nah. Stressression.
Girl: Awwweeee :C *hugs boy*

by YellowDragon July 20, 2011

Strauss Moment

A moment experienced by an individual, when another individual states or does something to their liking, prompting him/her to experience a brief flash in their mind where they see themselves in different points of a hypothetical future with this individual eg. wedding, dancing, having sex, walking the dog, having an inside joke. This flash lasts for about five seconds, and then it is over.

Chanel: "While Burger was playing his guitar the other day, he looked up and smiled, and for a few seconds there I imagined our future together"

Marleen: "Sounds like another Strauss Moment"

Chanel: "I seem to have a lot of them these days, with like, everyone!"

by Mambo-Tango December 16, 2011

Stressabating

The action of doing pleasurable things to one self when under extreme amounts of pressure. Pressures may come from different sources such as academics, sports, a job, and or significant other. These activities do not include just masturbating but any pleasurable activity that one submits to when under duress.

Stressabating activities include anything that you can binge on to release tension such as..... watching TV or youtube, ice cream binge, shopping, and masturbating.

by Stresserbater December 16, 2012