Decaire Gay Stretch

the act of raising one's knee towards their chest, then extending at the knee to straighten the leg, which is then parallel to the ground. The leg is then lowered and this motion is repeated with the opposite leg. This action continues until the participant feels sufficiently homosexual.
Sometimes referred to by its informal name, "the horse-kick", the Decaire Gay Stretch can be seen around the world, but is most popular where Don Kings are consumed.
Hey everyone, lets Decaire Gay Stretch so we look as gay as we feel!
by freshnessallthetime May 06, 2011
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Franchise stretching

When a studio adds another film to a existing movie franchise in order to make a easy profit off of a film with a pre-established reputation. This could be a legacy sequel, prequel or a reboot. It is a cash grab in other world.
I am seeing online that they are making Scream 7. *sighs* They are really franchise stretching this series.
by OpinionatedJunkie August 18, 2024
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septum-stretch

A "silly playing with someone's body-parts" action dat involves gently inserting your pinkies (with your fingernails neatly trimmed short!) into da person's nostrils, squeezing da septum between da pads of yer pinkies, and then softly pulling on it a fraction of an inch to draw said flexible cartilage outwards slightly. Why anyone would wanna perform this totally-pointless operation is beyond understanding; often it may be just to be sociable, or to express to da person dat you think he has a cute/juicy nose.
Pinocchio may have wished to be real flesh and bone, but one advantage of being made of wood was dat he wouldn't hafta worry about anyone's playing septum-stretch with his famous nose.
by QuacksO June 01, 2021
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Stretching the peanut

When you rip your vehicle extra hard
Billy: I heard you out stretching the peanut on the s10 last night

Licé: thanks bro I hit limiter on accident oops
by Mr.slimeballT September 20, 2023
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D stretch

"I got in a quick d stretch before the rave tonight."
by Ron El Bon April 16, 2016
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stretching feelings

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.
Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."
by von groovy June 26, 2024
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Stumble Stretch

The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.
Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.

Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)

Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.

Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.

Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.

Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 22, 2011
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