that one person at school who you don't know, but they know pretty much everything about you, including your address, your nicknames, family members, click, musical interests, hobbies, etc etc, simply by giving excessive attention to your Myspace profile. That person most likely wants to talk to you IRL, but can't due to a lack of good social skills, so they stalk your profile in a subliminal effort to get to know you.
to avoid being stalked by a myspace stalker, set your profile to "private" so they have to be on ur friends list before they can view your info.
by JT the man April 12, 2008
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stalking via facebook; you've all done it. looking a little to hard for that sexy co-worker, or ex-whatever...
by the real mr t. January 13, 2009
Get the stalk booking mug.One who attempts to 'walk you home' after unsuccessfully tryna holler, in the hopes that you will accede on the front steps of your house instead of an embarrassingly public place. also see: creepster
Girl 1: John tried to walk me home last night, even though I wasn't having any of it at the bar.
Girl 2: What a stalkerwalker!
Girl 2: What a stalkerwalker!
by nightsatthebar November 4, 2009
Get the stalkerwalker mug.The act of seeking out and masturbating over images of an individual you have briefly or never met.
These images are usually located via a social networking site, such as Facebook.
The word is a portmanteau of stalking and fap.
This act is primarily indulged in by males.
These images are usually located via a social networking site, such as Facebook.
The word is a portmanteau of stalking and fap.
This act is primarily indulged in by males.
John couldn't get Amy out of his head, so he found her on Facebook and had an epic stalkfap over her recent pictures from her visit to the beach.
by thomyorke2 February 24, 2010
Get the stalkfap mug.The way some stalkers react when the girl isn't interested - they may unleash their frustrations through self-injury, screaming, throwing or breaking things, tantrums, violent masturbation, and other anti-social behavior.
"I just saw Mitch hitting himself in the balls, he must have some stalker rage"
Guy 1: She doesn't like you, man. Get over it.
Stalker: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Guy 1: She doesn't like you, man. Get over it.
Stalker: GET AWAY FROM ME!
by Selo April 4, 2010
Get the stalker rage mug.Stalk-ol-o-gy stawk ólləjee (n.) The science of knowing a guy's/girl's (who is referred to as a target) life in significant detail, more than the person knows their own life. Maybe even more than you know your own life
Guy: Hey dude, you know that girl, Sarah?
Guy's friend: Yeah, what about her?
Guy: She's got a Ph. D in stalkology man, I swear. She knows my mother's middle name, I didn't even know my mother's middle name!
Guy's friend: Yeah, what about her?
Guy: She's got a Ph. D in stalkology man, I swear. She knows my mother's middle name, I didn't even know my mother's middle name!
by JJBelle January 9, 2011
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