steal

Steal something

I steal the hat

by Give a Phuc November 18, 2021

stealing Harvard

(based on the movie Stealing Harvard): robbing a bank in order to specifically pay off an expensive tuition or a mortgage

is stealing Harvard even a crime? probably not, if there was no one killed in your attack, and if you stole the money only to re-invest it in the economy

by Sexydimma November 18, 2016

steal my steel

When a guy takes another guys member in his hand without asking.

Hey Dan, quit trying to steal my steel.

by Old Kansas Shark October 28, 2015

national steal your ginger friend day

September 23rd is national steal your ginger friend day

I'm gonna steal my ginger friend because it September 23rd national steal your ginger friend day

by Sully_is_king September 23, 2022

Navy Steal

A person who did not serve in the military, but commits stolen valor from real U.S. Navy SEALs.

Person 1- “Look at Steven’s Facebook profile, he wrote the He’s a Navy Seal.”

Person 2- “I’ve known him straight out of high school, he never enlisted in any branch. Navy STEAL sounds more like it.”

by The Dequalizer August 08, 2019

wife steal

when a nigga like me smashes your wifey on her girl's night out while you are constantly calling her to check where she is

me: next time your girl is going out without you, remember boy, I am gonna show you what a wife steal is :)

by I'mHim August 29, 2023

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what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》gabriel《¤》inglesias《¤》does《¤》to 《¤》steal《¤》the《¤》declaration 《¤》of《¤》independence《¤》《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》To《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》

by AUDITORIUMU February 19, 2025