Making Steak

Euphemism for moving one's bowels. Made popular after the Japanese perfected the transformation of feces into "steak."

'Scuse me, I gotta go make some steak.

Where's Bob? He's upstairs, making steak.

by werdnerd1 June 19, 2011

steak slap

When someone makes one too many "your face jokes" at a company BBQ the proper retaliation is for someone to pick a steak up off the grill and slap its hot juicyness right across your face. It is important to yell "steak slap" when performing a steak slap.

Nicole Kidman: "Hey Tom Cruz! Your face is scientiology!" Tom Cruz: (picks up steak from hot grill) "STEAK SLAP BIEOTCH!!!!!!!"

by Porcupine balls August 28, 2010

Steak Butt

Adjective; when the area around one's anus becomes so irratated from friction and sweat it can resemble a medium-well done steak.

"Red around brown, you're gonna frown"- steak butt

by That steak butt dude January 30, 2014

steak man

A friend of yours that isn’t fat, but he’s got some meet on him.

Yo Chris, Ryan’s starting to become a bit of a steak man!

by Cheezyboye789 May 01, 2019

tube steak

Gay lingo for penis.

Seems like everybody on the high school team was offering tube steak to the boy cheerleaders on the bus on the trip back home.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

steak sandwich

Name of female genitalia with extremely large outer lips. The large lips hang out and protrude as the large pieces of steak do from between the bread.
You should never accuse someone of having a steak sandwich. Either make fun of her later or enjoy if you like that kind of thing.

That girl had the biggest pussy lips I've ever seen. What a steak sandwich.

by holdmydrink September 04, 2005

Steak Ass

A skank with a large ass

Aly: "Jessica you're a steak ass!"

Jessica: "Is that a fat joke?"

Aly: "No!"

Jessica: "Dumpster Dick!"

by poeticbrat4ev April 05, 2010