STD

Jack: "I love STDs!"

Tim: "What!?"

Jack: "Standardized Test Days!"

Tim: "Oh"
by AsksYourPronouns May 20, 2022
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std

a word that describes you having a sexual disease.
ex. Miyu and Aria have stds. -too many of them
by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019
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STD

That girl is std
by Fsusbek April 3, 2019
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STD Report Card

the official medical report listing that an individual has been tested for various STDs and the results of those tests.
Bill had his STD Report Card approved by Sally before they engaged in sexual activity. Sally made sure that Bill's STD Report Card listed that he was disease free.
by 月月 April 24, 2014
mugGet the STD Report Cardmug.

STD

I know it's not as much fun as boring multiple strangers on tinder at once. ....But a casual happy hour is still better than catching a STD (Shitty Tinder Date).
by Awkwarditity123 June 22, 2015
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STd= standard

STD is the abbreviation for standard. At the top corner of our mail where the stamp goes is the letters std. that’s all it means and everyone gets a standard abbreviation. Wake up everyone’s clean and healthy for life.
How would you like your package shipped.

STD= standard
Exp=expedited

NxtD= Nextday

u.s.p.s knows
by Tender love January 26, 2020
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STD

STDs are spread through contact with infected body fluids such as blood, vaginal fluids, or semen. They can also be spread through contact with infected skin or mucous membranes, such as sores in the mouth. You may be exposed to infected body fluids and skin through vaginal, anal or oral sex. Or when you are to poor to afford 1, just 1 condom.
I fucked that bitch and gave her an STD

That man gave me a nasty ass STD
by big hip know it all December 11, 2019
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