Stack of Ass

The visual result of stacking unclothed females, stradling eachother (face down) to produce a tower formation in preparation for a 'clusterfuck'.

Bill: "I watched a film called clusterfuck the other night, those girls were one hell-of-a Stack of Ass!"

by t.j.a April 1, 2009

progressive stack

The hierarchy of identities on the identity politics social justice Left. A product of Social Marxist intersectionality, the stack is used to determine which people are more oppressed than others based on their inherent characteristics and therefore more entitled to speak and/or have opinions on the topic at hand. The acquired characteristics that make a person a distinct individual are irrelevant.

Identities are generally ranked as privileged or oppressed in the order which follows: race (white/non-white), gender (cis/trans), sex (male/female), sexuality (hetero/LGB+), ability (able/disabled), class (upper & middle/lower and working). Religion (Christian/non-Christian) may also be a factor, depending on the circumstances.

"Occupy Wall Street’s General Assembly operates under a revolutionary 'progressive stack.”' A normal 'stack' means those who wish to speak get in line. A progressive stack encourages women and traditionally marginalized groups speak before men, especially white men."

As a black female, Michelle Obama is inherently oppressed by *all* white homeless men. Except, possibly, transgendered white homeless men; we're not sure about them?

by Amok3 March 1, 2019

stackage

A term used to describe the size of breasts.

She has much stackage.
Did you see the stackage on her?
She aint got no stackage.

by Scherzo May 14, 2005

stack dat cheese

To accumulate ("stack") money ("cheese"), preferably in vast quantities.

If you wanna be where it's AT, you gotta stack dat cheese.

by SakuraFTW October 27, 2011

power 'stache

A large and/or powerful moustache. A moustache to be feared.

bearers of the power 'stache include:

Jamie Hyneman
Yosemite Sam
Wilford Brimley
Sam Elliot
Tom Selleck
Dennis Gage from My Classic Car

Kurt Russel in Tombstone, now that's a power 'stache.

by Dr. Badwrench January 15, 2007

Stack Attack

When there is nothing to watch on TV, so you get trapped into watching a rerun of Unsolved Mysteries (hosted by the late Robert Stack).

All the cases on that show are decades old. Contrary to the show's title, a majority of the mysteries have actually been solved. Therefore, the only explanation for watching the show is because you have a man-crush on Robert Stack.

DEVO: "You're watching Unsolved Mysteries? But...that little girl was kidnapped in 1986, and they found her bones in 1990. Why are you watching this show in 2008?"

Johnny: "I guess I'm having a Stack attack. Did he just wink at me?"

by Damien Metalwind September 28, 2008

STACK

The stack is a sum of money or of other equally liquid financial assets.

The stack only goes up or down and it's your main job to make it go up.

The stack is your best friend.

The stack doesn't lie, doesn't cheat and doesn't betray. The stack doesn't judge you, doesn't harm you and doesn't plot against you.

The stack is always there for you, in good times and it bad times.

It makes bad times better and it makes good time amazing.

The stack might make some of your fake friends jealous and it's best enjoyed with your real niggas, the ones that were there for you when you didn't have much stack.

When lost, just look at the stack for mentoring: will the stack go up or down following your action? Once you know the answer, you know what to do.

Momo: bro, if I had to teach one and only one thing it would be this: keep your eyes on the stack. Don't let ego or hoes get in the way. The stack is the final answer of your every action.

by LB7 December 3, 2014