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status rush

a situation where loads of people update their Facebook statuses in a short period of time, usually at Christmas or new years at 00.01am.
last years status rush for Christmas was the most i've ever seen.
by dj debby debs January 1, 2011
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cori status

Derived from a child named Cori that had constant trouble pooping. That sensation of unbearable stomach cramping prior to diarrhea of a waterfall nature.
I need to use the bathroom I have cori status.
I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and it gave me cori status.
I barely slept at all last night. I had cori status.
by cori'status mom May 14, 2015
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Status Jacker

One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.
Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.
by Statusjacker April 26, 2017
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Grub status

When something exceeds the outer limits of grubby and becomes grub status.
Boburt: Yeah so i was jacking off to some GMilf porn then i jizzed in myown mouth and it tasted hecka good, so i saved some more in a water bottle so i can add it to boring drinks.

Guy 1: that's grubby

Guy 2: Dood thats Grub STATUS
by raiderjason December 6, 2011
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Popcorn Status

"Popcorn Status" (a status that is designed to - and will most likely - start an argument) refers to the simple idea of eating popcorn whilst watching a gripping movie that has all the same attributes as the fight. Everyone who gets it on their news feed will spend the next hour watching the fight and refusing to leave their computer screen for fear of missing a vital moment, they'll become so interested in watching the plot unfold, waiting for the twists and turns that make it exciting.

It can be a relationship problem: i.e. boyfriend - "Who's that lad":cue argument.

A bitch fight - "oioi, what have you been saying about me behind my back?":cue argument

A bully - "haha, you're ugly":cue argument

Facebook Famous - "i don't care what you say, this is what i think":offensive statement:cue argument

No matter who it is, it creates something brilliant to watch, so settle back and enjoy it with a good bag of popcorn.
Status: i don't give a fuck about the video but your face is so ugly and your teeth are like goofy that's whats makes the vid funny you fool now go make more videos about me while i fuck your mum. someone tag him?

Hater: you get your fucked up personality back?urm someone report him or something!?and you're surprised people give you hate after all them words written on almost every persons pictures.

Supporter: This is called bullying. Leave poor lad alone.

Hater: "poor lad" haha he,s gets wants comimg he bulled me and them other lasses he should get it to. your so gay you have to go to sperm donors,fart in a cup and half of it gets used

Supporter: I can count at least 8 people on here, ganging up on one person. One on one isn't bullying or ganging up unless someone else gets involves like you lot are. So teach yourself a lesson.

Hater: Who's the one running their mouth? You're the one saying you're gonna 'slap' everyone? Pretty sure slapping is what kids do in the playground? Oh and if you're such grown up man, then why are you getting involved in arguments with teens?

Stranger - "This is such a popcorn status!"
by laughing-at-you October 24, 2012
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Status quo

The status quo, or any other quo, is a person's business if they want to go with it. Some people want to change everything, and others were already happy without anything having to change for them to be happy.
You don't tell people they can't stick with the status quo, even if you don't agree with the way they do something. You disagree with them, they disagree with you, a d that's it. Not everybody has to agree that wearing a stupid fucking mask everywhere or getting a vaccine is a good idea, since a country where everyone has to agree on everything is not really a free country.
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
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stud status

When your game with respect to your ability to lure women into bed is always on point.

girl 1: Omg, look at Jeff over there, he's so damn fine.

girl 2: He's eternally on stud status.
girl 1: omg, look at Jeff over there, he's so damn fine.

girl 2: He's eternally on stud status.
by JayJay89 July 1, 2015
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