Vaudeville Starfish

The act of flailing arms and legs in the shape of an X to express excitement or general happiness. (Arms,legs, and head in the shape of an X, resembles a starfish)

This action must be done quickly and only last for a moment.

Ashley: "Hey Kris, quick! Do the Vaudeville Starfish!"

Kris: *Positions arms,legs, and head in the shape of an X, resembling a starfish*

by T3rmin4l/Cri7ic4l February 3, 2010

midget starfish

a sexual act where five legless midgets lay on their backs all nubbed together in a star shape and one fag blows them all at the same time

That sick fuck at work CODY WORLEY seems like the type that would do a midget starfish, i'm sure he'd love all those shlongs in his mouth.

by hendogmx October 21, 2009

ginger starfish

(noun) the rectum the anus

dave: sheila was most accomadating last night she let me stick it up her ginger starfish

by SHAMONE ! August 14, 2006

starfish wishes

During a 6 man orgy, 5 guys fuck one lucky guy.

Paul’s starfish wishes came true when his 5 boyfriends plowed his ass.

by Dream seekers December 28, 2016

Screaming Starfish

The act of surprising a peer by pulling ones butt cheeks apart to reveal an ever so slightly agape asshole, resembling a screaming starfish

Matt screaming starfished me as I woke up , I don't think I stopped quivering that whole day

by Andy276 April 28, 2017

Crunchy Starfish

When you shit and you don’t wipe good and it gets hard and crusty.

Man, last night my girl licked my crunchy starfish. Shoulda used baby wipes.

by Foreskinnibbler November 23, 2018

starfish sandwich

The act of a MMA fighter placing another MMA fighter in a hold where 1 fighter positions his taint in the other fighters face. Then holds him in place while he continues to pummel the crap out of his face.

As seen in UFC 120, when Mike Pyle places John Hathaway in the patented starfish sandwich during round 2

by brandank October 19, 2010