Soggy Stanley 

A wet willy-like manuver in which the penis is covered and sweat from the taint and placed in the unsuspecting persons ear.

I want to give Dr. Ruth a soggy stanley.

Soggy Stanley by Nasty Poof January 10, 2008

matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.

The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.

matchstick stanley by PsychMink September 13, 2015

Marnie Stanley 

She is so amazing, she has lots of freckles, all the boys secretly want her she is someone who you can go to when your feeling down or you need someone to talk to she is very strong with words but not so much actions but watch out she will throw a punch if she has to.

Marnie Stanley is like so nice, she's the one to talk to.

Marnie Stanley by JessicaMolam August 8, 2016

Jeddah Stanley-Horn

Makes fire tunes ya know da vibez broskis

penis
Jeddah Stanley-Horn

Jeddah Stanley-Horn by zaddyaids April 9, 2021

Sticky Stanley 

When a guy ejaculates and uses his cum to give someone a wet Willy

Ima give you a sticky Stanley.

Sticky Stanley by Dark quantum May 16, 2022

Flat Stanley 

An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.

It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.

Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”

Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.

Flat Stanley by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

wedge stanley 

Noun: One who is an unusually large tool. A combination of the word wedge, which is the simplest of all tools, and Stanley, a manufacturer of tools. Usually spotted at party's where there is an abundance of tool. Commonly refered to as a toolbag.

That guy is a wedge stanley.

Wedge Stanley over there is really pissing me off, this next beer bottle is headed his direction

wedge stanley by DBCaptain August 27, 2006