That creepy feeling you get when you open a google doc file at work and realize that one of your teammates is also looking at it, but then you open another one and see that same teammate already there again. Repeat into infinity.
by liubiquitous July 29, 2019
Get the Doc Stalkmug. Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.
Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.
Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.
by Damian12345 June 20, 2011
Get the Self Stalkingmug. the new addition to Facebook (top right corner) that allows you to keep track of everything your friends are doing while keeping track of everything your friends are doing
yo, isn't Meggan getting some combat boots too?
apparently so, you status creeper
nah man, just my stalk box
apparently so, you status creeper
nah man, just my stalk box
by kevinadork December 29, 2011
Get the stalk boxmug. the act of seeing someone very attractive all the time but not intending it to happen. Enjoying it and subconciously find yourself going to same place where you run into them yet again. You may give them secret code names and make eye contact.
Girl 1:Dang, I see that guy almost every where, it's like unintentional stalking!
Girl 2: he is a hottie biscotti with a naughty body
Girl 2: he is a hottie biscotti with a naughty body
by Melody Bardot September 3, 2010
Get the Unintentional stalkingmug. The was Google follows your browsing habits and then displays ads based on the sites you have been to.
Guy A- dude why do you constantly have Banana Republic ads on all of the sites you go to?
Guy B- I Googled Banana Republic the other day and ever since then its been Ad-stalking me.
Guy B- I Googled Banana Republic the other day and ever since then its been Ad-stalking me.
by For3v3rwinter804 March 27, 2015
Get the Ad-stalkingmug. A police tactic to exercise their homicidal instincts through attempting to systematically exact extrajudicial punishment directly and by de facto citizens' patrol proxy on random individuals. They apply all known and accessible technical means to systematically go after a given individual, whom they can only have heard next to nothing about. Sort of like a sport, where Man, as is known, is the most dangerous game. They apply classified technology, such as: advanced A.I., de facto nanotechnology, vibratory and auditory bug devices, psychological warfare and slurred-brained tactics, some forms of reactive bioagent, flashmobbing-type regular and conspicuous stalking rituals 24/7 on a given target with thousands of active participants that have elaborate false backstories, advanced remote monitoring and prompting equipment, and unilateral attempted bureaucratic sabotage, feeling enabled and empowered by their like-no-minded ape allies; all while operating on a necessarily false, hearsay assumption, that they consider irrelevant anyway in their crazed, sanguinary solely criminal quest of evil. Nothing is too petty, too stupid, or too criminal for them - and they feel as if they are racking points, like a game, attempting to convey it to each other in their own ape sign language.
"Yeah, those cops were gang stalking me . . . but they sure didn't seem to mind me scoring with all those hot hookers; a double-edged sword, with all their tolerance of criminality."
"Gang Stalking - the principle: don't put anything past anyone. They won't stop either, like they're mindlessly on autopilot, as they are profiteering on this for the hazard pay - of extra effort. They seem to be mindless to the point of entertaining delusions of invulnerability as well, or they just can't think at all, not understanding the historic problems with public corruption."
"Gang Stalking - the principle: don't put anything past anyone. They won't stop either, like they're mindlessly on autopilot, as they are profiteering on this for the hazard pay - of extra effort. They seem to be mindless to the point of entertaining delusions of invulnerability as well, or they just can't think at all, not understanding the historic problems with public corruption."
by Overlord0 November 3, 2023
Get the Gang Stalkingmug. noun Much like the bird: a stalk hawk is a creature of prey; spotting it's target from long distances, and waiting/following until the perfect moment to swoop in and take the victim by surprise with a swift chase.
verb Stalk Hawking
verb Stalk Hawking
A true stalk hawk waits until the target changes their relationship status to single - before committing the act of stalk hawking.
by GambitKing October 6, 2015
Get the Stalk Hawkmug.