staining the deck

the act of taking a shit on the pussy

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck

by skinhead1488 August 1, 2010

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ass stain

doesn't exist, if you mean "shit stain" or "turd/poop stain" it makes sense but your ass physically does not stain, if you use this word you're a moron.

"Damn I got an ass stain dude"
"You mean shit stain you idiot"

by Carlbrad05 February 28, 2017

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mayonnaise stains

The crispy and dried stains you find in the crotch of women's panties.

I had every intention of sniffing her panties but then I noticed the mayonnaise stains and quickly changed my mind.

by Fav December 3, 2006

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K Stain

When you crap your pants and put your underwear under your friends bed.

1. Dude that guys just K Stained
2. Aww man who was the victim?
1. That kid named connor, his parents were pissed.

by nukka sammich November 24, 2010

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gay stain

The member of a group of friends always performing gay acts or pretending to act gay, therefore marring that groups reputation.

Beau: Nah, we can't bring Carl over to Chris's house. That gay stain will do something embarassing while we are there.

Shawn: Yeah, you can't really argue that. Chris is the epitome of gayness.

by bozo69pd September 18, 2008

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shit stain

A large poopy mark that cannot be washed off in a regular washing cycle;
Combined make the name of Shane, ironically, a very smelly boy that goes to my school.

"For Christ's sake, I had to wash my shirt for 3 cycles AND use bleach to get that god-dang shit stain off. The good part is, I don't smell like Shane anymore"
"Yeah, he smells like a Persian man's armpit."

by BallisticG September 19, 2005

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