Lemon Squeeze

As a guy gets sexually excited, his nuts pack up like into a single lemon. Squeezing his nuts as he orgasms can be intensely pleasurable.

Lemon Squeeze:

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.

-Led Zepplin, "The Lemon Song."

by Laughing Out Loud February 1, 2009

Mop Squeezer

A sexist name for a woman.

"Ya old Mop squeezer"

by Andover, ny September 11, 2009

Squeezer

Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.

Steve-"Robert is giving me the shits. He borrowed $20 and said he can't pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she's a dog!"
Greg- "what a squeezer"

by Stevwoodius Bogan 2 April 5, 2009

Main Squeeze

A word commonly used in substitute for girlfriend, or lover.

"sorry dude, i cant go clubin' tonight, im chillin' with the Main Squeeze."

by Kenny Koston September 29, 2011

Squeeze cheese

Trying to expel a fart using force, usually with the intent of creating or maximizing noise.

When the movie theater got quiet, I tried to squeeze cheese to get a good laugh.

by Two11two February 20, 2009

Squeezer

When a person thinks they are really good at a task, but in reality they are terrible at it.

Joe thinks he’s so good on the router, he’s such a squeezer

by Phill Hayward June 5, 2019

Man Squeeze

A man squeeze is the accepted term for a male slut

A slut, in case your unsure of the definition, is a woman that has had sexual relations with multiple partners. And a man squeeze is just the male version.

Franklin: Wow, I never knew Rico was such a slut!
Betty: Yeah, I know, he's such a man squeeze!

by she-lo lo August 5, 2008