sploffage

1) Unwanted cuttings of paper.
2) Excess pieces of paper.

I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the floor.

by Charles Donaldson December 20, 2005

Spliff oath

An expression of complete agreement, deriving from the original 'fuckin oath'

-If i could just have one toke of that Billy Bong THornton
-yeh Spliff oath

by The J November 16, 2004

Splock

To have wet messy sex......

I splocked her so hard, my wiener poked out of her pooper.........

All this splocking has shriveled my cock.

I splocked her and got warts on my nyansh.

by splock master May 15, 2010

langstone spliff

the act of smoking the weed as inconspicuously as possibe , involving carfully emptying out a ciggarette , mixing the backy with the strongest but moderetly priced weed that you are in possesion of , then mixing it with the backy and ramming it back inside the ciggarette to complete the process

alex fisher : fuckin hell boys i had a well strong spliff walking 2 mcdonalds yesterday to get me sis a McChicken sandwich extra value meal i got away with it because i rammed my draw in a langstone spliff nd i got so wrecked , got a fag or sum cash 4 sum food ?

by the anal penortrator October 5, 2005

Sloff

Sloff iz the way Sid The SLoff from the movie ice age says "Sloth"

Manny: Wuts ur name
Sid: hi my names sid the sloff

by Sloff April 25, 2009

spliff

also besides a joint, a spliff can be a hit off a joint, or a drink of hard liquor

"hey let me get a spliff"

by love-the-spliffage May 13, 2005

spliff

A damn fine example of a joint rolled to resemble " just one Cornetto, give it to me, delicious ganja from little lee" Roach, Tobacco, Rizla(s), and your choice of the finest 'erb.

Punt me down the river, man.
'An' bill a spliff for me now.

by Simbolin March 17, 2004