Sploof goof

Creepy person ejaculating in a van down by a river to pictures of little children.

That guy is a sploof goof stay away from him.

That guy was sploof goofing earlier.

by Big body boy 1234 December 29, 2021

Splooge

Semen coming from a man’s penis

Bro, I totally got splooge all over my car after hanging out with here

by TexanTennessean January 9, 2022

sploinkus

when you be gaming and then you attack something you yell sploinkus (another markiplier word)

little billy gaming and kills a inky lost one and yells sploinkus

by the soviet of cunfunkle January 15, 2022

sploinkunculous

When something is just so amazing that you start sploinking

sheep:

DA BOOM NA DA NOOM NA NANEMA
kay: wow thats so sploinkunculous

by Kaykaykay22 July 11, 2022

sausage saloon

A bar whose inhabitants are almost entirely male. Sausage saloons differ from gay bars in that the clientele is straight; mostly working stiffs and pensioners enjoying a cold one. Not bad places to hang out, but don't go there looking to score chicks.

Moe's Tavern would be a classic example.

Dan: "Damn, that 90-year old barmaid is the only chick in here!"

Tony: "Yeah, this is a sausage saloon. Let's finish our beers and check out the action at that place down the street."

by tuftskins December 9, 2009

amuse splooge

Similar to an amuse-bouche, a complimentary ejaculation in a persons mouth before the main course.

"Dinner was really great but the amuse splooge was a little salty."

by JackHammer33 March 14, 2014

Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates

Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed

by emg67 February 23, 2015