Danish Sanchez

After placing a pinch of Copenhagen between your gum and cheek, you wipe your tobacco juice and spit covered fingers on the upper lip of your victim. This act is normally inflicted on people who complain how gross using smokeless tobacco is.

While you can complete this act using any brand of smokeless, it is recommended that Copenhagen is the one you use due to is pungent and often nauseating smell for the non-user.

-Me- *Placing a well deserved chew in my lip*

-Co-Worker- Dude, chewing is so gross. Why don't you just quit?

-Me- Shut your face before I give you a Danish Sanchez.

-Co-Worker- Don't wipe that shit on my lip again, last time you did I could smell it for a week.

by MrTits August 22, 2009

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Sour Cream Sanchez

When you have a finger-full (usually the index finger) of sour cream and you sneak up on someone and smear it across their upper lip. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but done with sour cream as in the movie Still Waiting.

While we were having nachos I Sour Cream Sanchez'ed my date. He was so pissed he Pirate'd me to get even!

by Pandora Handcock February 27, 2009

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Spanch • Spancy • Spance • spanc • spancial • spancake • Spanceful • spancer • Spanch Ranch • spancio

Sanc it

An expression used out of extreme anger in a last minute attempt to save one's castle, after your guild has screwed you while you were gone for "ten mother fucking" minutes.

"You can't save it, it's too late..."
"Sanc it!!"
"ITS TOO LATE!!!"

by Dimee April 23, 2005

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