Soggy Ewok

When a man removes the slimy hair clog and proceeds to wank it using the slimy ball of hair as lubricant.

Thomas was in the shower when he felt the need to give himself a Soggy Ewok. So, he reached down into the shower drain and pulled out the slimy clog.

by Lukus L July 31, 2007

soggy pussy

the grossest two words in the english language.

she has a soggy pussy

by sooooowoooooooppppp May 27, 2009

soggy biscuit

this is the greatest game ever

what you all call losing, i call winning

by CamaroTed July 25, 2004

Soggy Squirel

To find road kill, preferably but not necessarily a squirrel (it is more about the act than it being a squirrel) and then bring it home, urinate on it and insert it into the vagina of a sex partner during the act of intercourse.

"Jesus, Judy, stop the car!!! Look at the size of that dead squirrel at the on the side of the road!" "Oh my god Randy, my vagina is self lubricating at the thought of you pissing on it and inserting it into my hot, sopping hole. I think I am gonna come just thinking about getting that soggy squirel." "I'll put it in the trunk so that we can bring it home Judy."

by madmarkfromthetdot June 13, 2007

Soggy Doggy

Giving a girl such a violent facial after oral sex that she will need a seeing eye dog to find a towel.

Dude, that girl doesn't know it yet, but she is running the risk of getting a vicious soggy doggy!

by Dirk Squrejaw October 19, 2011

Soggy Quesadilla

When a man ejaculates on a tortilla, then processed to smack his woman in the face with it

“Brenda, why do you have a black eye?”
“It was our anniversary, and Jason wanted to give me a soggy quesadilla.”

by WildWolf November 30, 2022

soggy brisket

Similar to soggy biscuit
A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive brisket. whoever shoots his load first onto the brisket is deemed the winner. The loser however eats the brisket.

we all played soggy brisket and damon was the loser. so damon ate the brisket

by angrastaman April 22, 2016