Urban Scuttlebot World Champion

jontz is the 'Urban Scuttlebot World Champion' from the years 1900-2050+.

There is no doubt about it.

Someone: 'Who is the Urban Scuttlebot World Champion?'
Someone else: jontz is, duh.

by Ronald McDonald June 10, 2004

douche shuttle

1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.

Scott, you're a douche shuttle.

by tiffa wiffa January 14, 2009

Freedom Shuttle

any flotation device (barrels, wood, inner tubes, dolphins, etc.) used by Cubans to aid in the crossing of the Straits of Florida

Elian Gonzalez clings to freedom shuttle

by SLOACXR3 August 22, 2012

budgie scuttler

Chafing your penis in tight underwear.

These thongs are proper budgie scuttlers.

by pingu-madhatter April 19, 2014

Atomic Skuttler

A sex position that includes a slug, skuttler, and butt stuff.

Dude, my girlfriend let me do the Atomic Skuttler to her last night, it felt soooooooooo good!

by TacoManMicah August 27, 2016

Space shuttle launch

When a girl is fucking a guy from on top. Both parties orgasm simultaneously. The male launches the female off of him with the last thrust. Ejaculating everywhere like the flames of the space shuttle.

"Last night I space shuttle launched Lauren up, into my ceiling fan "
"Damn is she ok?"
"No, she had to go to the hospital, and it was very hard to explain to her parents ."

by Not so Strong April 7, 2017

Squirmy skuttle

To pass a lightpole

Drive slight more forward squirmy skuttle

by Thisdick272 February 19, 2019