Curious Snake

when a mans dick is hanging out of the hole in his boxers

yo's curious snake is peeking around the corner

by Alan October 19, 2003

gut snake

A particularly large bowel movement

Man did I drop a gut snake!

by BIGGEST BOB April 21, 2006

Brown Snake Snorkler

When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.

Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010

throw snakes

To throw a snake is to do something memorable and unexpected. Typically, an impulsive decision is made when a new variable is introduced to a situation. The original plan is then abandoned in pursuit of what is perceived to be the greater adventure.

'Throw snakes' was originally coined by Cracked columnist Chris Bucholz in his article, 'How to Reinvent Yourself During Your First Week at College.' In the article, Bucholz advises a hypothetical student to do more things that are actually fun, and not just time-killing fun. When the student is unsure of this advice, Bucholz rephrases, "Play less video games, and throw more snakes at things."

by TeaWithObama July 6, 2017

head full of snakes

Crazy. Full of issues or other baggage.

Dude, I'd hit that if she didn't have a head full of snakes.

by AdamWozniak September 18, 2007

blaze the snake

when a man puts his penis through a glory hole and the receiving person burns it with a lighter or cigarette.

I had to take a wicked diarrhea shit so I stopped at the truck stop. When someone put their pecker through the glory hole in the stall wall, I whipped out my zippo and had to blaze the snake.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

flogged the one-eyed snake

Westerosi term for masturbated

"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister

by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019