NOUN. A close cousin of "Crush."
-Thinking that someone is cute. But not really considering/ looking for a relationship with them for certain reasons.
*Have you ever thought someone was cute? But you figured that a relationship with them probably wasn't a good idea? But omg, they were just pretty darn cute? ;D Well, then here's a word I made up with my friends to perfectly describe such a situation! :)*
-Thinking that someone is cute. But not really considering/ looking for a relationship with them for certain reasons.
*Have you ever thought someone was cute? But you figured that a relationship with them probably wasn't a good idea? But omg, they were just pretty darn cute? ;D Well, then here's a word I made up with my friends to perfectly describe such a situation! :)*
by Cynthiasaur January 16, 2011
Get the Smush mug.Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.
The newly purchased package of Thristy Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.
by Mr. Scrickets December 12, 2008
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Person A. man, those are some really nasty smushedballs
Person B. yea, that one had to hurt like a flaremaster who burns his throat
Person B. yea, that one had to hurt like a flaremaster who burns his throat
by George is Irish May 16, 2006
Get the smushedballs mug.A person who is a mix between a skank, slut, and prostitute. Usually engages in horrific and disturbing sexual acts.
Friend 1: Hey man I'm gonna get some from Julie tonight.
Friend 2: No man, she's a skutstitute, you'll probably get AIDs or something.
Friend 2: No man, she's a skutstitute, you'll probably get AIDs or something.
by Coop-Docta February 24, 2009
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Origin: Fatty Girl by LL Cool J
Origin: Fatty Girl by LL Cool J
Timmy - "Hey you see that no neck, roided out, sheet smusher over there?"
Johnny - "Yeah"
Timmy - "He fights in the UFC"
Johnny - "Yeah"
Timmy - "He fights in the UFC"
by Kimifan December 12, 2010
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Get the smush mug.A small insignificant person who’s soul purpose in life is self gratification at the expense of others. Can also be equated to a wet piece of shit stuck to one’s ass hair. When used to describe a person, an utterly useless individual, a mistake in birth, a random event of a wolf fucking a frog. When used as a verb, describes an instance in which a simple task is fucked up beyond all recognition or FUBAR.
Nick’s been pissing me off lately; he’s acting like a fucking Smets.
“Fuck, I just pulled a fucking Smets.”
“Fuck, I just pulled a fucking Smets.”
by Walter Smithson December 30, 2007
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