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smoothie

A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.
Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.
by mugwump November 16, 2004
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strawberry smoothie

1. The act of placing wet, engorged, strawberries between two sexual participants directly before orgasm.

2. The act when one male, alone in his room and incredible horny, shoves his genitalia into overripe strawberries in hopes of sexual satifaction.
1. Alex and Emmy did the strawberry smoothie last night.

2. Shaun, having been rejected by his girlfriend, Pargret Mrogin, sought to complete the strawberry smoothie in hope of relieving his blue balls.
by TheSex_Corner June 17, 2009
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smoothie surprise

when you inject ice cream into a lover's ass and then proceed to fuck said lover in the ass. After finishing, have them squeeze the well mixed product out into a cup. Bon appetite.
*Often times may include blood and shit...
I enjoy making a smoothie surprise, but i don't particularly enjoy drinking it.
by a blake October 16, 2008
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Stink Smoothie

When you place a funnel in a womans vagina, then shit, throw up, piss, and ejaculate into the funnel. You then proceed to remove the funnel, take a bendy straw and enjoy.
Stink Smoothies are only meant for those hardcore guys and gals willing to commint such awesomely awful deeds.
For the taste isnt always pleasent.
by NoTsTinKhOrNcReAtOr January 17, 2010
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Smoothier

A combination of smoother and smoothly. When things go smoother than expected and can only be described as having gone smoothier.
Fuck it, I'm a DSM and I made up a new word. Things went smoothier than I expected today.

-DSM Seggie
by IMEI21 November 6, 2011
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Smooth Smoothie

A smoothie that is exeptionally smooth. Smoother and the average smoothie.
by Quibnar April 13, 2011
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blended smoothie

When u give a girl a blowjob then start hitting her from the back while another dude shits in her mouth and another one sticks his hand in her vagina and yells "BLENDED SMOOTHIE"
Bro last night we all gave her a blended smoothie
by Duckslit100 December 2, 2016
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