Smiler

Originating in Calgary, Alberta - a smiler is an individual who seeks business opportunity and personal gain via developing relationships with absolutely everybody, regardless of moral implications.

A smiler may learn that an individual greatly betrayed their close friend, and decide to keep said person in their good graces based on the pretense that they may eventually have something to gain from the relationship.

Smilers fight extremely hard to not break character and never allow their genuine personality to slip out, introduce themselves with a huge smile and tight handshake, and work as social chameleons to get what they want under the assumption they are playing "3D Chess" amongst the "sheep".

An individual who values profitability over virtue and morality.

"Bro, Kanye West is still chilling with Donald Trump after he tried stealing all of my crypto"

"Don't worry man, Kanye West is a smiler, he's smiling and walking up to us right now"

by Thorfinn, Son of Thors September 2, 2025

Shitertainment

Anything you take to the toilet to keep you entertained while pooping.

Let me grab my phone, I need some shitertainment.

by xijie June 29, 2025

Jave Smite

A term used to describe a desperate type of male who continues to message and call girls that they are interested in/borderline stalking, even though they never get a response. A Jave Smite may also try to use multiple platforms for contact all at the same time, just incase the first three social media platforms were somehow not working properly. This sometimes results in a string of frustrated messages followed by an apology then the next day the cycle starts again. Typical messages include: "hey" "you alrite" "Wuu2" "blanked" "guess ur busy then" and the ever popular "???"

Girl 1: This is the third set of missed calls and question marks today, first WhatsApp, then Facebook, now snapchat, why won't he take the hint?!

Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...

by iLoVeLeOpArDpRiNt June 5, 2018

Pocket smiler

1. Someone who stares from at people from a distance.

2. Stalker.

Steven is such a pocket smiler. He’s always staring at me and always asking where I’m at.

by TheBigOneInyourMom August 19, 2018

Bull smite

Another word to say besides bull shit

That is total bull smite shut up

by Itsyourmexicanhomie November 10, 2018

mid shiter

The Mid night to 4:00 am watch in the US Navy.

Joe is going to on watch tonight. He will be standing the Mid Shiter.

by Ldmnc01 April 4, 2019

Austin Smider

Its not chance, it's smiders system. Smider, The beginning-204 BC

It's not by accident, or by chance. It's the system by Austin Smider

by CoKhan July 16, 2019