smiffination

when a man fucks a girl in the ass with his balls!

joe smiffed jakie in the dumpster and was charged 5 yrs for smiffination

by ckorriie May 2, 2010

Sifter

A creep. Sifting onto all the ladies.

New Zealand slang

What a sifter! STOP SIFTING ONTO ME!

by Oslang-utang November 26, 2016

stick shifter

1. another word for a chick who uses/dates you just to get fucked by another one of your friends or any other person that you know.

2. a manipulative skank

other chronological tenses: stick shitfing, stick shifted

A: "...can't believe that chick, she screwed and played almost everyone here"

B: "....yeh, including who used to be my best friend....what a stick shifting bitch!!!"

stick shifter

by Enforcer Black April 7, 2010

Skeet Shifter

An automatic transmission in a vehicle that has been modified to have firmer and faster shifts for better performance. the shift can be so hard that it causes the drive tires to momentarily spin causing a "Skeet" or chirp sound.

Did you hear those tires chirp? He must have put a Skeet shifter in that thing!

by eddymetal1 July 6, 2010

Alcohol Shift

Calling into work to request more shifts with the intention of spending the money earned on alcohol for the weekend.

Ah, that reminds me. I must ring work today for some alcohol shifts for this weekend.

by Moet111 February 20, 2011

Dick shift

The sex position in which the male is laying on his back and the female sits on his stomach. Her feet are on his feet working them like petals while simultaneously working his dick like a manual shifter. The male has the option to then use her breasts as a steering wheel.

Hoe: "I'm thinking we ride the dick shift tonight."
Guy: "sounds great! Let's go through a hilly landscape? There's a lot more shifting and turning involved."
Hoe: "I get tired of shifting and you gonna stretch out my boobs!"
Guy: "you wanna fight bitch!"

by DuRt October 13, 2014

Dick shifter

A guy, who no matter where he is, will adjust his dick as if he is driving a stick shift rally car.

That guy in the hall is a real dick shifter

by Sharboyhohahha October 3, 2017