Crab Smasher

A man who's task it is to utterly destroy a ladies southside seafood restaurant (vagina) and make off with the goods (ejaculate).

"Excuse me madam, would you like me to f**king smash your crab in as I am a crab smasher?"

by bearded clam warrior March 1, 2010

Smasher

A woman who is only good for sex.

Damn there is smashers in here tonight

by MiamiStyle305 February 3, 2010

Smashel

The bits of glass and left over pieces found on the road after a car accident.

i.e. the tread in my tyres got clogged up with smashel

by Sobabedhuffy June 11, 2008

SmashDog

A "friend" who you see as nothing but an easy fuck!

Andrew: "Hey Devon, what's up with you and that girl from the club"

Devon: "Oh Lisa? Yeah we cool, she's just my smashdog ya know?

by B from Valley February 21, 2009

Smasheroonied

smasheroonied; smashed/drunk on alcohol, but slightly more than usual, and ending in a rather large hangover!

I was smasheroonied last night, I feel dreadful and am in desperate need of some fast food!

by UrbanTiger1471982 June 12, 2011

Smushed pickle

Extremely inebriated, mushed mouthed from achohol abuse causing one to be an aggressive shit kid. Lowered inhibitions..

Wow! Destiny was a smushed pickle last night..

by Jimmbosliggity May 19, 2019

Swashed buckled at the benders

When you can’t walk or talk because you’ve been on an mdma bender

Brendan, I am swashed buckled at the benders!!

by Swashed buckled at the benders October 17, 2019