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smoker crack

An opening of one to five inches in the car windows of smokers which becomes the easiest way to spot a smoker while driving. They are specially easy to spot in times of bitter cold, rain and other types of weather that would not usually permit the crackage of car windows.
"Hey man, look at that fool with their window cracked. It's like 3 degrees outside!"

"They're smoking man. It's just a smoker crack"
by Bryn B. March 16, 2008
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Shaker Showdown

A competition amongst of a group males where one male announces "Shaker Showdown!" and all other males begin to masturbate ferociously. The winner of the showdown is whoever ejaculates the fastest.
Sitting around the dinner table: "Alright boys, Shaker Showdown!!"
by #1 Shaker April 5, 2008
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Cackle-smacker

marijauna, pertaining to a joint or doob.
"roll up, n spark a cackle-smacker"
by Danny Cadotte August 3, 2006
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Dick Smacker

A female known for her excessive giving of oral sex to random or known males.
Man shawty right there is a Dick Smacker she did the team.
by Devon Thomass January 1, 2008
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Shit Shaker

a mix of all alcohols in a liquor cabinet into a single bottle. Often used when poor teenagers are stealing alcohol from their parents.
man, lets get trashed off of this nasty ass shit shaker!
by ETF March 10, 2009
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captain cock smoker

This is in fact the leader of all cock smokers. This is a fag or cock gobblin. A real dick sucker. Leader of all fags, queers, homos, and drag queens. You can't get any higher of a reading from the gaydar from this person. One who takes any cock in there mouth. This person will most likely have herpies on there lips.
Wow!, Bill will suck any ones dick who ask him to. That faggot must be the captain cock smoker.
by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012
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filthy smoker

A person who has no respect and thinks they could smoke anytime, anywhere and stink up the good healthy air for decent people and pollute the air with their filth. They are addicted to cigarettes and think cigarettes are good for them. They want to encourage teens and youth and other people to start smoking. They complain about cigarette prices too much. These people are usually chain smokers who continue to smoke daily.
My aunt is a filthy smoker and continues to stink up the air of her house
by tatomuck1 November 6, 2008
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