slouching

A human position that is commonly used while a person is sitting down. This position is also known as the "Tariq", named after the famous Tariq Ahmed. He used the art of slouching to seduce many women.

Man look at that guy slouching! He must get a lot of girls!

by Tariq Ahmed December 14, 2008

slush

v. To insert context appropriate images into chat dialogues.

User1: I just found a dollar on the ground.
User2: success_kid.jpg
User1: Oh, snap. I've just been slushed.

by endswithunderscore_ June 10, 2013

skuch

a guy who ditches his male companions for bitches

Dee is ditching us to hang out with Gabby and Ashley

What a skuch

by will joiner January 20, 2008

slouchy beanie

A beanie that is loose in the back and normally worn by Douchebags.

Can you believe Mike wore that slouchy beanie to meet our new director?

by The real Frank Doux July 31, 2016

Smartphone Slouch

The hunched over, slouched position one takes while texting on an iPhone, Blackberry, Smartphone or PDA device.

"I was driving by the high school and saw, like, ten kids doing The Smartphone Slouch at the bus stop."

by chieromancer May 17, 2011

wockee slush

when you shit and accidentally piss at the same time.

i just wockee slushed.

by fatassskellyprice January 15, 2021

Negative Slush

A person who is so lonely due to no bitches they become gay

"Hey, did you hear that John got Negative Slush'd?" "Bro, I never expected him to become gay"

by bigone09210 April 20, 2022