Pop Sloper

Using any unusual substances to replace lotion for masturbating.
Ex. Chocolate Syrup, Ranch Dressing, Contact Solution, Glue, etc.

Person 1: "I beat my dick so hard last night."
Person 2: "Did you use lube?"
Person 1: "Kind of, it was a Pop Sloper."
Person 2: "Oh, okay."

by Kebi69 April 16, 2017

Eastern Slope Suck

When you are kissing someone and you start sucking in your air to create an almost vacuum seal with the other person.

Did you just do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge, your lips are looking plump?
No, I have just been using the eastern slope suck as my favorite make out method.

by Zarbees October 23, 2019

Slut Slope

One who digs themselves deeper into sexual activity to a detrimental point of the actor.

Skyla, stop being such a slut sloper; you are sleeping with too many men.

by gayjoelslutsloper November 29, 2019

Tree Slonkey

A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.

Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?

Unimportant person 2: what's what?

Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?

Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.

by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian) April 27, 2020

Vanessa Slone

A straight goat.

Person 1: are you a goat

Person 2 : No my name is not Vanessa slone

by anonymous November 23, 2021

slore

A slutty whore who'll sleep with you anyway if it turns out you have no money.

The slore is out having sex with everyone; even Enron.

by caz March 18, 2003

slopes

slang for cocaine, blow, snow, etc

"Joe's a professional ski and snowboarder, he hits up the slopes every weekend"

by msarko June 16, 2008