slagtar

Residual fecal matter in a toilet basin, usually in the form of thin striations.

Most etiquette books recommend that guests not leave slagtar in the toilet of their host.

by Eric Von Lhomond July 28, 2006

Slap the Pope

When something is un-worldly good or bad. it makes you wanna inflict bodily harm to the holiest man on earth.

1.damn that burger makes me wanna slap the pope!
2. this bitch's pussy makes me wanna slap the fuckin pope

by rfleurent February 16, 2008

Slap Dap

Going from a hand slap to a sideways dap when greeting someone.

"Its slap dap, Hand slap then come back with the fist"

by GreenDewde December 16, 2011

slap on Flex Tape

1: The act of slapping Flex Tape on a surface to instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair it.
2: The answer to all your problems.

Guy 1: My wife just left me...
Guy 2: She left you? Well, just slap on Flex Tape!

by Chance4Doom December 18, 2018

slant pun

A slant pun is similar to a slant rhyme in that it is an imperfect pun. Basically it's when you make a kind of pun, but it's bad but you still want to count it as a pun

*looking at a picture of castle ruins that feature your friends*
"You kinda ruin the right side though, might wanna get that cropped out"
The word "ruin" would be the slant pun.

by Stu.pendous June 22, 2019

Smith Slap

The Smith Slap is similar to the Bitch Slap. It is administered by one Alpha Male to a Beta male - typically in order to protect the honor of a female companion.

Occasionally at the Oscars in front of a global TV audience of over 14 million on Chris Rock’s face.

Wow. Will Smith just meted out a helluva Smith Slap on Chris Rock’s face. What a strong man.

by Sina22 March 28, 2022

Bitch Boy Slap Fight

A slap fight between two painfully pasty and white, lanky, bitch boys. Usually started after a bitch boy loses in a game or gets mad to or with another bitch boy.

Unfunny Comedian got into a bitch boy slap fight with the Drunken peasants and lost!

by Jon the Savage May 29, 2016