Stack Slap

The act of slapping someone on the cheek with a stack of bills totaling $1000 or more. Used on someone who is requesting a loan, talking shit about your financial status or being nosy about your financial status. Indications are stinging pain, embarrassment and visible marks, usually in the form of light red welts.

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"I got paid today, cashed my check, came home to relax and was immediately assaulted by demands from my wife for a new this, a better that. Thats when I finally decided to show that ho who bring home the bacon. I pulled out my wallet, withdrew the cheddar and gave the bitch the Stack Slap of a life time. Now she is happy with the salvation army bras/tampons."

"I gave a hungry old man a stack slap when he begged me for 89 cents. What did the bum want to buy? An Arctic Circle hamburger."

"I stack slapped a baby seal and killed it. Yea, I'm loaded bitches."
by NegativeJZ January 27, 2008
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That shit slaps

When the song or album is really good.

Deriving from when people used to “slap” in their cassettes.
Play that one album by N.W.A., that shit slaps!

Did you hear that new song she just released? That shit slaps!
by Lotsofur August 20, 2020
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Slap the Bag

Removing the Bag of wine inside the box of wine and then passing it around, partaking of its sweet nectar as you simultaneously hold, pour, and slap the bag of wine.
by Nate Beal October 24, 2005
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slap head

A bald person, or in the absence of a bald person, someone with a large forehead
"have you seen joannes boyfriend, he's a bleedin slap 'ed
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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bitch slap

To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch. Suggests the slap was met with little resistance and much whining
Kieth owed me that $20 for weeks and I had to bitch slap the M.F. to get it back.
by Ken November 29, 2002
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Leyden Slap

The act of being slapped back and forth in the face by a pair of breasts, preferably large.
I wanted a hand job, but all she gave me was a Leyden Slap. Can't complain though.
by The Basement Hunter March 20, 2010
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turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis
I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!
by Mike from So Cal July 02, 2006
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