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The girl that comes down on vacation and has a plan to let the pipe be laid on her by a local guy.

Sceezers usually roll in packs. They tend to go on vacation to the beach, and screw local surfers, lifeguards, and cabana boys. Most common destinations include :

Anywhere in mexico, any tropical island, and most commonly found coming to florida. The most extreme sceezers are found in the gulf coast panhandle. Panama city beach, santa rosa beach, miramar beach, destin, and pensacola beach.
Dude, we are totally goin to PCB this year to hook up with some total sceezers!

That Brooke was a total sceezin ass bitch, i did my thing, then she went and gave kaleb a BJ ten minutes later!
sceezer by c0deezy November 25, 2009
Skeezas is an urban word used to definitate females usually of attractive nature
Daym check out those skeezas ova there nigga
skeezas by Miturbin izdurti December 18, 2007
a euphemism often used to refer to a $25 crack ho who was beaten with the ugly stick
"Don't you be playin my man, you skeezer."
Skeezer by Latisha June 4, 2002
a woman of loose virtue that is extremely like to perform a sexual act on any individual who pays her attention. The term is derived from the Italian "schifosa", the feminine form of the word for disgusting.
"Yo bro, check those skeeves who just rolled up"

"I had to stop dating her, turns out she was a skeeve"

Our goal for the evening was to pick up some skeeves
skeeve by Ciccio_454 August 12, 2011

old geezer skeezer 

this is a special lady who only goes after the grandfather figures. She is not happy unless there is a 40 year age gap and he resembles some sort of long dead army general. The old geezer skeezer is usually a version of trailor trash, though not specifically living in a trailor, she has the low morals of a swamp puddle and tends to think she is all that and a bag of chips. But unfortunatly the bag has a hole in it and the contents are stale, none too tasty, and just plain boring.
Why can't that red head girl marry guys her own age, she is such an old geezer skeezer.
The act of sneezing so hard that you crap yourself

Etymology ( SHit + snEEZE)
Oh god! She just sheezed in the hot tub!
Sheeze by phoenix21888 May 1, 2011