A Samurai

Having 3 men stand in a row. The middle man proceeds to jerk the 2 outside men off.

This one night I was really drunk and gave my friends a samurai..SHEATH, UNSHEATH!

by Demon Toaster March 17, 2009

Afro Samurai

Sticking your finger in a girl's ass and then smearing it across her forehead thus giving her the #2 headband.

I gave that girl an Afro Samurai last week, now shes looking for that girl R-Kelly peed on so that she can fight the #1 warrior.

by Froy dog May 13, 2011

shmurkin

tight,smooth,fresh.

This chicken is shmurkin.

by Brandon June 6, 2003

shmurd

the end result of a smelly turd, usually a call made after a mate hangs a smelly shit/turd

Dame steve, that shmurd gave more side effects than Chernobyl!

by Gerry June 18, 2004

Samurai

Skilled in effort, tact and meditative states.

Samurai, you were the love of my life and you never came.
I loved you so much. Wanted to feel your arms around me every night. Kiss you softly every day. Look into your eyes and tell you I feel your everything to me and all I ever wanted in life, for the rest of my life. I miss bell's cold nose on my face and you kicking her off the bed. Fussing at you to be nice. now, all that is gone. You walked for another and left more than just me. Not one birthday. Not one effort to see us. You ran like a grunt away from the fire and threw it all at us. Not once did you come for us. I, for the longest time blamed my self for it all. Until I knew the truth about you. Samurai's are not cowards.

by UnotHebrokemy<3CnttrustU March 29, 2010

Shmur

The action of smoking weed or vape

"Dude I just shmured and got so high."
"OMG cool bro, I want to too. Can we shmur later?"

by Kathy Winehouse October 18, 2016

Simarpreet

A hard working and studios man, Simarpreet's are usually very skinny, gay and french (if this description matches a Simarpreet you know, be sure to call the authorities).

Never question their ability to make any situation more boring due to just being in the vicinity.

My friend is so skinny, he looks like a Simapreet.
Im on a Simarpreet diet.

by sdfDADSFSF October 8, 2019