Homer Simpson

The act of wanting to eat after sex.

*private business in room*
guy: oh man, i could go for a sandwich right now
girl: you're such a homer simpson.

by [e-mail] October 26, 2008

jessica simpson

one of the ugliest bitchiest movie stars out there. she pretends to be dumb so guys will like her she's as dumb as they get she has no talent, the only reason she's famous is because of her big boobs and butt and dyed blond hair.
i don't know why people think she's pretty. she's uglier than shit. ashlee is way prettier, nicer, and smarter

guy: have you seen jessica simpson's new movie?
other guy:yeah she's such a fake

by me777 July 24, 2006

Billy Simpson

A large man who will eat you out of house and home and also such a hoot.

My fridge is empty, bet it was that billy Simpson

by Kulkin June 06, 2020

oj simpson

The person that retards put down becasue they don't know the words "Not Guilty" mean

Person one: OJ simpson totally killed those people

Person two: But the court said Not Guilty

Person one: Yeah, but he still did it

Person two: How do you know? Were you in the room when OJ supposedly did it?

Person one: No, I just assume things and believe only what I want to belive

Person one: Oh, ok

by Spikesy July 18, 2006

ms simpson

Complete bitch

Don't be a ms Simpson

by Anatoliy February 22, 2016

Fart Simpson

When you shart yourself and check your undies and it's all yellow.

Ugh, check my underpants bro. Totally fart simpson'd down there

by Cumpman January 09, 2016

jessica simpson

a dumb blonde who got cosmetic surgery on her face.

Jessica Simpson is such a dumb blonde

by Quenetteo September 26, 2005