white shrek

is a real bitch
is really buff but has an ugly face
likes short people
is tall
add u back
i saw a white shrek today
by jimmie blake April 29, 2020
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shrek's layers

when Shrek molds his layers in his pants every 1000 years,it is worshiped a a mighty tool of gods.
i heard Shrek has given us the mighty gift of shrek's layers!
by ALI a,bum bum de dum bum bum b October 02, 2018
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Shrek-tacular

Sh-Rek-Tac-U-Lar

1) A word to describe a feeling of euphoria.

2) A word to describe something as great.
1) "When I was high I felt Shrek-tacular."

2) "That roller-coaster ride was Shrek-tacular."
by xXxSwagLord420xXx October 31, 2014
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shrek cult

A cult that admires and reveres Shrek as Supreme Leader. Shrek is love, Shrek is life
We are part of a Shrek cult
by Shrek323 November 30, 2019
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Shrek 3

An abomination from the depths of hell and will stop at no end to conquer the world with its absurd plot and horrible soundtrack. Only one thing can stop this abomination, and that is Shrek 2, the embodiment of all things good and holy all on one disc, buy it today.
Seriously though, Shrek 3 is a terrible movie.
by Shrek 2 November 30, 2016
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Shrek Yourself

Proceeding to insert onions into your rectum.
"Hey man, go Shrek yourself"
"Dude, no"
by NightShift00 December 01, 2014
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shrek porn

Any porno including beloved tv ogre Shrek.
Omg man I watched Shrek porn last night! Ultimate wank time, his cock is so big!
by Horny Panda February 13, 2016
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