Shmelqqing

Smelling someone’s shit while it’s leaving their anus.

LETS GO SHMELQQING

by Shmelqqing Connoisseur April 13, 2024

Shmelvin

A midget who isn't as bad as a "Smellmen" but near the same. They do not stop talking, think they are invited to everything, think everyone likes them, but can be funny at times.

"I hate when Smellmen talks to me, I'd prefer a Shmelvin"

by Ticenits1776 September 12, 2025

Healthy shmelthy

When you shit and no matter how much you wipe, your ass is still shitty.

This morning i had a Healthy shmelthy and needed a manpon.

by Dr. Ratfuck February 7, 2012

brown shmellkin

When a woman is taking a poop on the toilet & giving head to a man at the same time.

A man walks in on his wife taking a dump & says"Hey baby, how About a brown shmellkin?" The wife says "Sure" & gives her husband a blow job while continuing to defecate.

by L. Tigre November 10, 2013

Welpity Shmelpity

Welpity Shmelpity is a phrase originally coined in the early 2000s to indicate homosexuality, but it has since taken on a wider cultural significance. The phrase is often used as a humorous way to express acceptance of someone's sexuality, but it can also be used to express a sense of solidarity with the LGBTQ+ community. Additionally, some people use the phrase to indicate that they are aroused when they are around someone they are attracted to.

You know what they say when you are gay and see a man who is hot and your dick gets hard right: Welpity Shmelpity.

by GayManExpert24069 January 23, 2023

shelabrity

word commonly used by avid merrion to define a celebrity.

avid quote- 'look at all the beautiful shelabrities, the make me want to do a shex wee' i fuckin love the shelabrities!'

by Dentals123 October 6, 2004

schmelky

It just means "stuff"

Yeah, you know, he was going to get some schmelky from the store.

by Name June 6, 2004