schmeaty beefaroni

A very girthy penis

He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.

by lina49 April 23, 2010

Shmet

Ugly , disgusting literally any fucking word it's just bad .

No not her , she looks so shmet !
Fuck my hair looks shmet today !

by rreuss69 March 12, 2018

penal sheath

The holdster (Ballsack) for the man rifle(cock)

That dudes penal sheath was so small it couldnt hold is rifle

by 2ndRedd April 4, 2009

sheather

A sheath is synonym for foreskin. A sheather is a person poseesing the foreskin.

Dave pulled down his pants and everyone saw his sheather. The skin was floppy like an old man.

by David Chernard September 26, 2005

pap shmear

a gynocological device; or a diss

a bunch got stolen from a hospital in Pittsburgh, so that is reason for a diss.

dude 1: (farts on dude's back)
dude 2: dude y you being such a pap shmear?

by Tex February 22, 2005

smeat smut

Figuratively, shitfucked up your ass by society and its derivatives.

smeat smut, fuck life.

by 186 January 3, 2010

wreath-sheath

When the inside of the vagina has the texture of a holly wreath. Intercourse in this condition is a dually negative experience for both partners, as wreath-sheath promotes both excruciating pain and the distinct possibility of the spreading of a sexually transmitted disease, usually the underlying cause of wreath-sheath.

He sheathed his sword into the vaginal crevasse, only to discover that his woman had a terrible case of wreath-sheath. His weapon was badly disfigured.

by seventh son of a seventh bitch November 1, 2005