Blowin' The Sheets

1. When your dryer breaks and you have to finish drying your sheets with a blow dryer.

2. When yo gurl given you da brain and she don't want dat extra knowledge shootin da back of her throat, so she wraps yo knob wit da sheets as if it were some type o' condom, birth control shit.

1. Kyle's sheets were wet, so he put them in the dryer to dry. The dryer had some sort of malfunction, so Kyle just blew 'em dry with his mom's blow dryer.

2. Earnest: Yo my nigga ralph, my bitch was given me dat brain in da library yestaday and she took 'dese sheets out her jansport backpack and went to town on my dick!

Ralph: OH SHIT! I heard bout dat blowin' the sheets move, heard dats illegal in 30 countries.

Earnest: Ya nigga shit's a straight felony

by ShlomoBeyer December 22, 2010

monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained

say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

starched sheets

the aftermath following nasty sex in bed.

usually associated with cum stains and snail trails

That girl I met last night is a freak! I woke up this morning with starched sheets!

by Kodine419 August 25, 2010

Gimme Shelter

1969 song by The Rolling Stones off the album “Let it Bleed”.
This is the only version, all others are garbage.

Merry Clayton screaming on “Gimme Shelter” made me shit myself.

by boomer dude May 30, 2021

under my sheets

when someone is being really flirty

(used in the same way as someone “getting under your skin”)

Ex 1. “What’s cookin good lookin.”
“You trying to get under my sheets or what?”

Ex 2. “Dude yesterday at school Bailey was getting under my sheets bruh. She was saying some things that made me want her then n there.”

by livvinlife February 7, 2019

between the sheets

to have sex, be intimate

im gonan get between the sheets with them for sure.

by JaeRae March 22, 2004

Sheet Burn

Burn marks similar to carpet burns. Only difference is sheet burns come from bed sheets. Rough sex, hardcore sex, and "Wrestling" in bed are usually the cause of sheet burns.

Damn you and your wife were hella loud yesterday! Is that a sheet burn on your arm?!

by Sou July 19, 2005