Seizuregasm

An orgasm so intense, it triggers seizure-like movements such as rapid shaking or trembling, often followed by passing out and becoming unresponsive for a few minutes.orgasm

Me: Wow! That was incredible. I haven't cum like that in quite a while.

Her: Yeah, you had a real seizuregasm there. I was gonna call 911 because you were shaking so much and passed the fuck out for 6 whole minutes! What's your name again?

by madpilot66 April 19, 2011

shitzer

COKE WHORE from ohio...SOMEONE WHO SUX AND FUX FOR COCAINE

MAN I COULD SURE USE A SHITZER TONITE

by TONY-88 December 23, 2008

shitzler

slang term for "Sizzler"

After we went to Home Depot and Target we had a steak at the Shitzler

by the bedizzler June 12, 2003

shitzoid

An exclaimation made as you react to something that's incredibly amazing and also gross.

Janna - "Omg! They are taking out this lady's arm flab with lipo!"

Angie - "HOLY SHITZOID!"

by Angie October 25, 2004

Shitzer

A slang term for a gunganese battle cruiser, used mostly in the outer relms of tatooine and hoth...

did you see that shitzer fly by!!

by Don Riley December 9, 2002

Seizure

When your games consoles: such as your xbox 1 or xbox360, your playstation 3 or playstation 4, your TV, your computer, or any other household appliance starts acting up or displaying signs of extreme malfunction. It is sometimes emphasised or exclamed by the person who's appliance is experiencing it.

Player 1, "Oh my god man! My xbox 360 controller is vibrating weirdly and I can't stop it."
Player 2, "How long has it been going for?"
Player 1, "About 5 minutes."
Player 2, "Oh yeah! I see what you mean. Wow! That is weird."
Player 1, "Seizure!!!!!"

by Overdrive2005 August 7, 2014

seizure hit

inexperienced pothead gets a hit of weed and gets a seizure

kenny got a seizure hit, put him on the couch

by Skrachy Krak May 18, 2007