Secondhand Stoned

When someone gets stoned from being around pot smoke without smoking it themselves.

He passed out on the drive home. I think he was secondhand stoned from when we smoked that bowl around him earlier.

by Bohopoetgirl March 5, 2011

Secondhand spray tan

The unintentional transmission of spray tan odor/color from one partner to another via direct contact. See printing press.

"Orange chest and stomach... Strong 'burnt carrot' odor," the doctor reassured me it was nothing more than a secondhand spray tan, probably something I picked up from my girlfriend, "it ought to clear up on it's own in a couple of weeks..."

by milliniumfalcon November 22, 2011

Secondhand Semen

The transfer of genetic material through semen that the uninvolved party receives when sharing beverages or Chapstick with someone who has recently participated in oral sex.

"Can I try your smoothie?"
"Sure, if you want some secondhand semen..."

by Puckslut1223 March 24, 2013

second violins

usually the worst part of the violins, normally forgotten, rarely gets the melody, often mocked by the first violins.

The second violins are often disappointed with their music.

by that one violinist May 18, 2015

Selfocracy

Selfocracy is a word created by Belgian singer/songwriter and dancer Loïc Nottet. The word represents that looking into mirrors too long will ruin your mental health and cause mental illnesses like anorexia, anxiety and depression. Selfocracy means the realization to stand up and break the mirrors, to become self-aware and finally be your true self.

Selfocracy is the title of Loïc Nottet's debut album released in 2017.

It's the first song on his album.

I hope he'll finally stop looking in the mirror too long for one day. Selfocracy is important.

by Tvds July 14, 2019

Second Birthday

If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.

Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”

Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”

by cosmobabe March 29, 2020

secondhand brain damage

Prolonged exposure to someone else's brain damage to the point a small part of their brain damage causes negative effects to those witnessing their behavior.

i just got secondhand brain damage from scrolling through a flat earth twitter thread

by Mattdiction July 22, 2021