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scouser

ppl hu dnt wer lacoste trackies n manky jewlry if ya need 2 no ppl like dat go 2 st helens or manchesta.

we av a gd dres sense n bi expensive loves nt like da fools from da surrounding areas like st helens, manchesta, warington cos dey buy cheap lycra clothing dat wil stretch wid der fat cos al dey do is eat maccies n chippy 24/7.

ppl hu cal scousers robers n al da need 2 go 2 da uva frigin cities n c dat more dan alf da cars av bin grafted or bernt out n dat al der teles n cloves av bin stole from da nearest charity shops cos dats ow shalow n alass dey r on uva ppl.

o yer n we dnt scav of da dole eiva dats wa manc do cos der da scrufiest n smeliest ppl eva brought on2 dis hole earf n dey make me sik
scousers = fab ppl up 4 a laf n av bos dres senses n can aford 2 by da cloves dey wer n da stuf dats in der houses

wools - idiots hu r stigs wiv crap dres sense outa da frigin 1800s n dey need 2 go on trinny n suzana sooooo bad n dey cant aford n e fin dey own so dats wen da bailifts cum in handy n da onli muny dey get is da stuf dey scav of da dole or rob

mancs = idiots hu r stigs wiv crap dres sense outa da frigin 1800s n dey need 2 go on trinny n suzana sooooo bad n dey cant aford n e fin dey own so dats wen da bailifts cum in handy n da onli muny dey get is da stuf dey scav of da dole or rob
by wool&manc_h8a May 2, 2005
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scouse schlepper

scouse scumbags who go robbing round !
that filthly scouse schlepper just robbed my phone!
by jordo the mofo June 20, 2011
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Shuse

interj. variant of "shit"
Used to express surprise, anger, extreme displeasure, or happiness.
Shuse! That's tyte, dawg.
by Aaron April 22, 2003
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scoser

a person who thinks/trys to be a scene kid, but is really just a poser.
stephanie- look at my skinny jeans and bright shirt. i think i look really sce... i mean... cute today.

me- you look like a scoser...

stephanie- whats that?

me- oh, nothing!
by blahblahblahhh. May 18, 2008
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Sucsexless.

When u achieve no sexual luck or have no sex life.
"Hows your sex life Tim"
"Sucsexless, how did it go with that nurse last night"
"Same Sucsexless."
by Elliott Lupson March 10, 2009
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Sucsexful

After a night of sex or other rowdy tomfoolery, a person would ask the person who was enjoying the sex, whether or not they where succesful, commonly used when a virginity is taken.
Whent he prefix Un is used, it shows a "Unsucsexful" night.
Dave: I heard you lost your V last night
Guy: True
Dave: Where you sucsexful?
Guy: TBH NO! i was unsucsexful.
by FailWinner December 28, 2009
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Scue Me

A polite way of telling someone to get the fuck out of way without being a complete douche but you still trying to be one
"SCUE ME!"
"Stfu Jared!!"
"PULL UP DEN HOE?!!"
by HiJadonHereLookItUp October 3, 2016
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