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The Royally Screwéd

Those of us with better things to do who have had to endure the over-the-top exuberance, fake royal names, betting on trivialities such as who would cry first, and endless tittering chatter of Anglophiles, Royalists, Loyalists, Fashinazis, and other Wedding Groupies in the run-up to William and Kate’s Royal Wedding.
Royalist: Did you hear, they have Kate's mother at 8-to-5 to be the one who cried first.

Anglophile: Yeah, well my Royal name according to E! is Lord William Paul Puss-Puss-Boston-Post.

Wedding Groupie: I will be drinking mimosas and eating toad in the hole with my friends when it's on.

The Royally Screwéd: Didn't we fight a revolution like 225 years ago to avoid this crap?
by Beelzebub Jones May 21, 2011
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theory of screwed

the theory of screwed

definition: when you mess something up so bad it goes back to normal
Guy#1: Man I used the theory of screwed to correct my sleep scedual.

Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!
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*Stubs toe*
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I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

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I've got no patience, got no resolve. I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.
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You never have the right ones.
I needed this screwdriver for unscrewing screws, but they were all the wrong sizes.
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screwdriver in paradise

The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.
Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.
by smokeyblair June 7, 2019
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