Saturday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.

Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.

Guy 1: That makes sense.

Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*

Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.

by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019

Saturday Nut Live

The act of streaming your jack off session on Facebook so all can see

Man, did you see Bill's Saturday Nut Live last night?
Yeah, it was great, dude

by Jacques Off May 9, 2018

British Saturday

A British Saturday is when you spend the whole Saturday drinking like an absolute degenerate - starting around lunch time or earlier and everyone gets completely wasted. You planned to go home earlier but you actually ended up going home just as late as you would after a regular work drinks.

Bro what the hell this is has turned into a British Saturday!

by brausing June 13, 2025

Saturday Phatter Day

Binge eating and drinking on a Saturday as a form of revelry. Rewarding oneself on a Saturday with food, drink, and entertainment without a care for diet.

"Of course I'll have dessert, it's Saturday Phatter Day!"

"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."

by Johnny B Mindful October 13, 2013

Saturdays

Quite simply put, for the boys.

The day Saturday is a day that is set apart for spending time with your bros.

Brad: Hey dude, wanna crack some cold ones this weekend?

Chuck: Totally dude! Saturdays are for the boys!!!

by For the boyz September 7, 2017

Saturday

A day that Kaleb gets to do what he wants

Ben:Saturdays are for the boys
Kaleb:No I get to choose what I want to do on Saturday

by jj1919191919 December 11, 2019

Saturdays Are For The Boyz

Its when you ignore any girlz in yo life, so you can post up wit da boyz on Saturdays.

YO GIRL: Can we have a romantic dinner?
YOU: LITERALLY Saturdays Are For The Boyz
YO GIRL: Why can't we have a Saturday?
YOU: Becuz I'm not Hayden

by DairyQueen30 May 23, 2017