Sarcasm

1. The body's natural defense against stupid. Often used to belittle and/or amuse someone; incredibly humorous if used correctly.

2. The only language I speak.

Synonyms include: mockery, disdain, cynicism, scorn

Is your quad stuck in the mud?

No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires. Jackass.

Nice use of sarcasm, Rudy.

by Criscipline September 23, 2010

Sarchasm

1. The gulf between the author of iconic wit and the reader who doesn't get it.

2. A pop-punk/ska band from Berkeley, California.

Joe: "Hey, did you go to the Sarchasm show last night? I did, and it was totally radical!"
Bob: "Radical? Was there a riot?"
Joe: "No... I was being ironically vintage. GAWD."

by THAT kid. August 5, 2012

sarcausm

the act of being caustically sarcastic. . .

Nancy's sarcausm regarding the unnesessary TPS reports was understood by all except Chuck who had assigned them.

by Super Lindsay February 5, 2008

Sarcast

A rebuttal for when someone tries to use sarcasm against you.

Girl: No, really? I never would have guessed.
Boy: DON'T SARCAST ME!

by xSecondHeartbeatx May 24, 2011

sarchet

Sarchet means dreamer. A Sarchet is bold but soft. Calm yet excited. On this earth yet out of this world. A Sarchet can rarely keep their feet on the ground because their visions are so incredible. Never underestimate the imagination of a Sarchet. Pronounced (Sarr-shay).

Phil- "Hey didn't she win an award for her groundbreaking album?"
Tony-"Yeah she totally Sarchet'ed that!"

by Ava.:.:. February 17, 2017

Sarcaster

(n) An individual who thinks he/she is sarcastic but actually is cringy and unfunny.

Eg: He thinks he is sarcastic. But he is a sarcaster.

by Intellect level99 March 6, 2019

Concrete Sarcophagus

The structure used to put melted down nuclear power plants to rest.

Newscaster: "Jim, what do you think TEPCO and the Japanese Government need to do to stabilize the Fukashima Daiichi Power Plant?"
Jim staring annoyed: "Concrete Sarcophagus"
Newscaster: "You care to explain"
Jim: "I think it speaks for itself"

by Salviati May 1, 2011