Sander

Sander is a tall and lanky person. He is a nice guy who always wants to help out, he drives his friends home from school, give them daus for only 3kr. When a Sander is in your friend group you know you are gonna have a good time out. But when it comes to drinking he is not very competitive. A Sander is slow and unathletic. A Sander thinks he can get girls but in reality hooks up with the same trash hes been with the past 10 times, this event happens mostly when hes gotten a bit too much to drink.

Person 1: Hey Sander wanna come pre drink with the boys?
Sander: Is that even a question!?
A couple hours later...
Person 2: Hey Sander! What did you bring?
Sander: Ah just a 6pack of strawberry mokai.
Person 1,2,3,4,5,6: Kinda sus ngl.

by KongJulian81 October 7, 2020

European Sandlemaker

When a man poops on a womens back, then proceeds to walk on that females back as if giving a massage.

That dude gave her an intense European Sandlemaker.

by Premium Boy July 3, 2010

Bardi Sanders

An annoying ass cardi stan who stays getting suspended and is always so obsessed with bts and nicki. Always tryna get doxxed and get interactions by being delusional

That monkey Bardi Sanders just got a viral bts dragging tweet. they have no life.

by Thatbitchikens October 16, 2020

Colon El Sanders

A person who eats and/or prepares so much fried chicken their cholesterol levels are dangerous.

Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.

by Mediumdave22 March 10, 2011

Adam Sandler

The funniest man alive. Movies include Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Click, Big Daddy, The Wedding Singer, etc.

Guy: Dude, did you see Big Daddy yesterday?

Other guy: Yeah! It's funny when Adam Sandler teaches the kid to piss and buildings and wipe his own ass!

by DarkNite1111 July 5, 2010

adam sandler

Former Saturday Night Live actor who is well-known for milking out the same jokes. Always seems very desperate for attention.

Look at me--I'm a Jew!

by Mike May 5, 2005

adam sandler

completely talentless...just uses sound effects and farting noises to make it seem 'funny.' no talent, no acting abilities, and a face worth a hard slap.

adam sandler joke: this guy walks in a bar, and he goes FLAARGH! FART! SQUISH!
people: ha ha ha, yer so funny!

by egduf August 26, 2005