Sam

A male with either a small (micro) or no penis.

Trace: "Hey look at that him, he's cute."
Sara: "Hmm, not really, he's a Sam."
Trace: "Your fucking kidding me."

by the_penzance May 8, 2014

Sam

Dickhead who chats shit. Never trust a sam they always lie to make themselves look better. They cannot be trusted with girls.

Girl: I hate sam
Her bf: me too

by Chizino September 24, 2017

Sam

A person who is no fun

"Dude stop being such a Sam"

by Will@kfd1423 August 14, 2009

Sam

1. Horny tool who derserves nothing better than a slut.
2. Fucking bitch who likes a girl and then leaves her hanging for someone else.
3. Nothing better than a piece of shit even if he is good looking.

Omg, he like totally pulled a Sam on you.

by JoyRide January 25, 2009

Sam

A gay boy who cries when he gets beat up.

Bro you got beat up during that friendly boxing match and started crying, what a Sam.

by superb at masturbation February 8, 2010

Sam

A completly creepy guy, who never takes no as answer... fancys himself to be in love with you and wont fuck off. Put simply is a STALKER

*hot girl* See that guy over there
*other hot girl* Yeah
*hot girl*while he's a complete Sam
*other hot girl*does he like stalk you?
*hot girl* Yeah and he wont leave me and my boyfriend alone!

by Lill Miss Sunshine May 29, 2009

Sam

A fat sloth term, mostly a person who is oozing around meaninglessly and stinks like outdated cookies. He can speak french and do french assignments.Sam is an overall retarded figure.

SAM!!!

by Anonymous23145678 April 2, 2015